Kiel's Jokes

Long Line

My girlfriend has asked if I want to go to karaoke. I've decided to do Whitney Houston's biggest hit. You know, that one she took in the bath. Anything to avoid having to go to karaoke.

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Vasectomy Club

Me and all my friends from Vasectomy Club are going to a fancy dress party as a bunch of grapes.
Seedless obviously.

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Memory Tricks

Asked my girlfriend about the biggest erection she'd ever seen.
She had to think long and hard.

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