Kiel's Jokes

Sticks and Stones

When a horse has a small penis, the other horses tease him by saying he's hung like a human.

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Boomerang

ME: I'd like to return a defective boomerang
SHOPKEEPER: Ok. Where is it?
ME: I have no idea

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Salem Parade

To celebrate the anniversary of the Salem Trials of 1692, a parade was held.
I made a witch float and they burned it.

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