Kiel's Jokes

Hit Music

Pirates make the best music because they write everything with a hook.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Hello

If you held a seance to contact a mime, how would you know if it had worked or not?

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Impressive Jobs

When I'm trying to impress a girl, I tell her I work in the oil business for one of the world's biggest companies.
Sounds better than "I make the fries at McDonalds"

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Written By: KielPhillips
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