Kiel's Jokes

Sticks and Stones

When a horse has a small penis, the other horses tease him by saying he's hung like a human.

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Job Security

A lot of people stuck their neck out to make sure my grandad kept his job as executioner during the French Revolution.

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Boomerang

ME: I'd like to return a defective boomerang
SHOPKEEPER: Ok. Where is it?
ME: I have no idea

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