Kiel's Jokes

Clean-Up

The broom I bought is useless. All brooms are useless!
That's a sweeping generalisation

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Quick Reader

Started reading the dictionary last week. Today my friend asked how far I'd gotten, "Halfway" I said. "Wow!" he exclaimed with disbelief "You're at 'm' already?"
Fucking idiot, "Halfway" starts with an "H"

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Can You Hear Me Now

Q: What do you give to a fisherman who is going deaf?
A: A herring aid.

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