Kiel's Jokes

Salem Parade

To celebrate the anniversary of the Salem Trials of 1692, a parade was held.
I made a witch float and they burned it.

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Product Failure

Baby wipes are useless. I've used a full packet on my girlfriend and she's still pregnant.

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Vampire Rap

What did the street gang member say to Dracula about his attempt at rapping?
"You suck, blood"

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Written By: KielPhillips
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