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Arkansas Clinton Sex Scandal Survey

Time magazine sent a survey to women in Arkansas, asking for their opinions on the Clinton Sex Scandal. One of the questions: Would you ever have an affair with Bill Clinton? The results were staggering!
5% - No
3% - Yes
92% - Never Again

Anonymous

Congressmen And Light Bulbs

Q: How many Congressmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. They're too busy screwing pages.

Anonymous

Republican Light Bulb

Q: How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 did it take to change a light bulb?
A: (Haig) One. Snap to it, soldier!

Anonymous
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