Profession Jokes - Politician Jokes

Republican Light Bulb

Q: How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 did it take to change a light bulb?
A: (Haig) One. Snap to it, soldier!

Anonymous

George On The River

Q: When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?
A: He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

Anonymous

Clinton Stew

Q: What are the ingredients for the new, improved Bill Clinton stew?
A: One wiener, one tongue, one cooked goose, lots of spilled beans and hot water.

Anonymous
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