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Congressmen And Light Bulbs
Q: How many Congressmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. They're too busy screwing pages.
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Republican Light Bulb
Q: How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 did it take to change a light bulb?
A: (Haig) One. Snap to it, soldier!
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George On The River
Q: When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?
A: He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!
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