A Blonde Is Speeding

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "PULL OVER!"
"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "SCARF!"

Clones on a Roof

Two clones are on a roof. One clone pushes the other clone off. The next day the police arrest him for making an obscene clone fall.

Driver's Test

3 friends, Bill, Paul and Tom, get pulled over for speeding. The officer is a very attractive lady, who slowly walks up to the window. After she asks for the Paul - the driver's - licence, he says, "Look, I can't afford this ticket, is there any way I could get you to tear it up?" The officer thinks for a moment and replies, "Okay, I'll tell you what... all of you guys show me your cocks, and if their total length is at least 21 inches you can go free." So Paul takes his out: 10 inches. Bill takes his out: also 10 inches. Tom takes his out: 1 inch making the total exactly 21 inches. The officer holds up her end of the deal, and leaves. After she's gone, Tom sighs and says, "Wow, it's a good thing I had a boner!"