Undercover Cops

Q: What's another name for undercover cops?

A: Pigs-in-a-blanket.

Deadheads

A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in the carpool lane. He claimed that the four frozen cadavers in the mortuary van he was driving should be counted. The judge ruled that passengers must be alive to qualify.

Female Cop

A man gets pulled over by a female cop. He asks, "What seems to be the problem, officer?" The cop responds, "Oh, nothing."