Profession Jokes - Police Jokes

Charged by the Police

Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by a police car driven by a drunken cop. One guy was thrown through the windshield and his buddy was knocked down an embankment. The first guy was charged with breaking and entering and the second with leaving the scene of an accident. 

Categories: Profession Jokes (Police Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Georgia Jokes) , Travel Jokes (Car Trip Jokes)
Anonymous

You're Back Again?

The Judge said to the defendant. "I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again." "Your Honor," the criminal said, "that's what I tried to tell the police, but they wouldn't listen."

Categories: Profession Jokes (Criminal Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Judge Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes)
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Anonymous

Caught Speeding

The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The guy replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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