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Shots Fired
Two police officers responding to a domestic disturbance with shots fired arrive on scene. After discovering the wife had shot her husband for walking across her freshly mopped floor, they called their sergeant for advice on his cell phone.
"Hello Sarge.” "Yes.”
"It looks like we have a homicide here. “
"What happened?”
"A woman shot her husband for walking on the wet floor she had just mopped.”
"Have you placed her under arrest?”
"No sir. The floor is still wet."
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Police Food Groups
The 4 Basic Food Groups for Police Officers
- Glazed
- Jelly
- Powdered
- Chocolate Frosted
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Daughter in College
Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daughter's college education?
As the policeman, who also had a daughter in college, was leading him away in handcuffs, he said to the banker, "I have just one question for you. Where were you going to get the rest of the money?"
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