Hematologist vs Urologist

Q: What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?
A: hematologist pricks your finger.

Nauseous Sex

Patient: Doctor I'm having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close enough to her, I get nauseous. When I insert, even an inch or two, I get sick to my stomach.
Doctor: Hmmmm, that does sound serious. Let me see it.
Patient sticks out his tongue...

Deep Cuts

Doctor, don't cut so deep. That's the third operating table you've ruined this month!