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Proper Weight For An Attorney
Q: What is the proper weight for an attorney?
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Vegas Lawyers
They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but lawyers can find you anywhere.
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Not So Fast!
Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had worked long and hard to put her boyfriend through college. After he graduated and passed his bar exam, I asked her if they planned to be married soon. She looked at me with a big smile and said, "Oh no! Not right away. I want him to practice for at least six months first."
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