Profession Jokes - Lawyer Jokes

The Honest Lawyer

Q: When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?
A: When his lips are shut.

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How's Business?

Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night. "How's business?" asked the first. "Rotten," replied the other. "Yesterday, I chased an ambulance for twenty miles. When I finally caught up to it, there were already two other lawyers hanging on to the bumper."

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Lawyers, Porsche & Porcupine

Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche with two lawyers riding in it?
A: A porcupine has pricks on the outside.

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