Profession Jokes - Lawyer Jokes

Lawyers Are Bullies

A man in a bar stood up and shouted, "Lawyers are Bullies!" A guy at the other end of the bar shouted back "I move to STRIKE!" The first guy asked "Are you a lawyer?" The second guy responded "No, I'm a BULLY!"

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Lawyer Gone Bad

Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?
A: Senator.

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Lawyer And Trampoline

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
A: You should take your work boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

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