Profession Jokes - Lawyer Jokes

Lawyer And Trampoline

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
A: You should take your work boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

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Being under oath

"You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand. "If I wasn't under oath, I'd return the compliment," replied the witness.

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Too Big To Bury

Q: Did you hear about the dead lawyer who was too big to fit in a coffin?
A: They gave him an enema and buried him in a shoe-box.

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