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Cowboy Die With Boots On
Q: Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?
A: Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!
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Reading Time
A Cowboy riding down the trail encounters an Indian laying on the trail with hard on. The Cowboy asks "what are you doing?" Indian says, " Me tellum time." Cowboy shakes his head, rides on, encounters another exactly the same. Says "You telling time?" "Yup," "How can you tell time like that?" The Indian says, "workum like sundial, readum shadow." Cowboy, incredulous, rides on and encounters an Indian in the trail masturbating. The Cowboy says "let me guess, you're telling time too." Indian says " Nope. But me windum clock!"
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Wrapped Up
Q: What happened to the cowboy who was dressed in brown paper?
A: He was arrested for rustling.
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