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A Henpecked Husband
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself. "You don't have to let your wife bully you," he said. "Go home and show her you're the boss." The husband decided to take the doctor's advice. He went home, slammed the door, shook his fist in his wife's face, and growled, "From now on you're taking orders from me. I want my supper right now, and when you get it on the table, go upstairs and lay out my clothes. Tonight I am going out with the boys. You are going to stay at home where you belong. Another thing, you know who is going to tie my bow tie?" "I certainly do," said his wife calmly, "the undertaker."
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Old Never Dies
Old academics never die, they just lose their faculties.
Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance
Old accounts never die, they are deleted
Old actors never die, they just drop a part
Old alcholics/drug users never die, they just get wasted
Old anthropologists never die, they just become history
Old archers never die, they just bow and quiver
Old architects never die, they just lose their structure
Old assets never die, they just depreciate
Old astronauts never die, they just go to another world
Old atoms never die, they just decay
Old bankers never die, they just lose interest
Old bankers never die, they just want to be a loan
Old baseball players never die, they just go batty
Old baseball players never die, they just run their last lap
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I'm A Nit
Patient: Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a nit
Doctor: Will you get out of my hair!
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