Alaskan Eyes

Q: Why can't you see an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island?
A: They all turn out to be an optical Aleutian.

Viewpoints

The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Psychiatrist Greeting

Q: How do two psychiatrists greet each other?
A: ''You are fine, how am I?''