Guessing Game

A blonde dyed her hair brown because she was tired of being picked on. She was driving along the countryside when she got a bright idea and stopped at a nearby farm. She said to the farmer, "If I can tell you how many sheep you have in total can I have one?" "Okay," said the farmer. So she quickly counted them and said, "91." The farmer looked around astonished and said, "Alright take one." As she was walking back to her car the farmer said, "If I can guess your natural hair color can I have my dog back?"

George On The River

Q: When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?
A: He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

Light Bulb - Carpenters

Q: How many carpenters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Sod you! That's the electrician's job.