Long Tube

Q: What do they call 2.4 statute miles of surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital?
A: One I.V. League.

Business One-Liners 93

• There is one big difference between genius and stupidity; genius has limits.
• Things are more like today than they ever were before.
• Things could be worse; suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player.
• Things get worse under pressure.
• Things go right so they can go wrong.
• Thinking is hard work.
• One can't bear burdens and ideas at the same time.
• This space for rent.

To Do

Q: What do you call that day when you finally do all the chores and work you've let pile up?
A: Tomorrow