Profession Jokes

Post Office Recall on Stamps

Q: Why did the post office recall the new lawyer stamps?
A: People wouldn't lick them.

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Pirates Pierced Ears

Q: A: How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?
A: A Buccaneer!

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Hiccups

A guy's on the electric chair. The warden's just about to pull the switch when the guy gets the hiccups. The warden says, "Do you have any last requests?" The guy says, "(hic) Yeah... (hic) could you please do (hic) could you please do something to scare me?"

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