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Plenty Where I Come From
A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on a train. The Frenchman offered everyone some of his baguette, then threw it out the window, saying, "Don't worry - we have plenty of those where I come from." The Englishman offered everyone a crumpet, then threw the rest out of the window, saying, "Don't worry - we have plenty of those where I come from." Then the American threw the lawyer out the window, saying...
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Fishing For Frenchies
Q: What do you call 20 French politicians face down in the Channel?
A: A start.
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Newt Coming Out
One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming out?" "Really?" the second gay man says, "that's amazing!" The first gay man says, "yeah we're lucky, he's only coming out of Congress, would you wanna sleep with him?"
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