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He Didn't Make It
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast. Everybody had to be off the streets or risk being shot. However one citizen was shot at 9.45pm. "Why did you do that?" the soldier was asked by his superior officer. "I know where he lives," he replied, "and he wouldn't have made it."
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Cowboy's Mustache
Q: Why did the cowboy have shit in his mustache?
A: 'Cuz he'd been lookin' for love in all the wrong places.
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Becoming a Hitman
I'm thinking of becoming a hitman... Yeah, I heard they make a killing.
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