Madame President

Q: What would a female president's husband be called?
A: Bill Clinton.

Eco Mow

Q: Why do dairy farmers never have to cut the grass?
A: Because they have plenty of 'lawn-mooers.'

Additional Business One Liners

• A stagnant science is at a standstill.
• A theory is better than its explanation.
• A transistor protected by a fast-acting fuse will protect the fuse by blowing first.
• A well-adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous.
• Ability is a good thing but stability is even better.
• Ability is like a check, it has no value unless it is cashed.
• Absolutum obsoletum. (If it works, it is out of date.)
• According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.
• According to the official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.
• Adding manpower to a late software product makes it later.