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Patient: Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!
Operator: Okay, sir, you're an ambulance!
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I Think I'm a Chicken
Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I was an egg!
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Like A Cow
The judicial process is like a cow. The public is impaled on its horns, the government has it by the tail, and all the while the lawyers are milking it.
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