Profession Jokes

Aggie and Longhorn Ranching

An Aggie and a Longhorn had just bought a ranch together, so they were driving the fence line to check everything out when they came upon a goat with his head stuck in a fence. So the Longhorn gets out of the truck, looks around, and then starts screwing the goat. He gets finished, takes a step back, ands asks the Aggie, "Hey, you want a piece of this?" The Aggie says, "Yeah, but do I have to stick my head in the fence?"

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Lawyer and Buffalo

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
A: The lawyer charges more.

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Dentist Time

Q: What time is your dentist appointment?
A: Tooth Thirty

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