Waitress in a Strip Club

Q: What is the difference between a waitress who works in a strip club and an actual stripper?
A: About two weeks.

Chasing Ambulances

Q: Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
A: From chasing parked ambulances.

Caught Speeding

The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The guy replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.