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Doctor Visit
A biker goes to the doctor with hearing problems. The Doctor says, "Can you describe the symptoms to me?" The biker replies, "Yes, Homer is a fat yellow lazy bastard and Marge is a skinny bird with big blue hair!"
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You Should Diet
Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.
Doctor: You should diet.
Trish: Really? What color?
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Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.
"Doctor," she asks nervously, "Can you get pregnant from anal sex?"
"Certainly," replies the doctor, "Where do you think lawyers come from?"
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