Profession Jokes

Operation Fish

Q: Which fish can perform operations?
A: A sturgeon.

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Put Me Into A Fighting Mood

Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Did you put something like that in this prescription?
Doctor: No need for that. You will find that in your bill.

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That Was An Insult

A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry . He stomped across the street and into the bar and flounced down on a stool muttering, "Asshole attorneys". The man next to him recoiled in outrage saying "I want you to know I highly resent that remark". "Why, are you an attorney?" "No, I'm an asshole."

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