Profession Jokes

Lawyer in the Hospital

On visiting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found him sitting up in the bed, frantically leafing through the bible. "What are you doing?" asked the friend. "Looking for loopholes," replied the lawyer.

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Anonymous

Satan And Lawyer

Q: What do you call Satan and a lawyer?
A: Twins!

Anonymous

Vicious Circle

I've started to see a psychologist, but she is so beautiful I can't string together a coherent sentence around her.
Should probably see someone about that.

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