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Blind Man

A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. "Who is it?" "Blind man," came the response. Feeling charitable, the blonde dashed from the tub without bothering to put on any clothes, grabbed her purse, and opened the door. The man's jaw dropped and he stammered, "Wh-where do you want me to put these blinds, lady?" 

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Disability Jokes (Blind Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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What To Call A Penis

At a government affair, the wives of four world leaders are chatting about how people refer to a penis in their countries. The wife of Tony Blair says in England people call it a gentleman, because it stands up when women are entering. The wife of Boris Yeltsin says in Russia you call it a patriot, because you never know if it will hit you on the front or on the back side. The wife of Chirac says in France you call it a curtain, because it goes down after the act. With great resignation, the wife of Clinton says in the USA you call it a rumor, because it goes from mouth to mouth.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes)
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Bar Toast - Nipples

Here's to Nipples, without them Titties would be pointless.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Funny Thoughts
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