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A Bad Stripclub

A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn a pregnant topless dancer got on the bar and squeezed the milk out of her tits. He looked at this and said to himself, "I would hate to see how they give out bloody Mary's."

Categories: Bar Jokes , Riddles , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Menstruation / PMS Jokes)
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Anonymous

Caught in a Vise

A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. So he dragged the man down the stairs to the garage and put his Wet Willy in a vise. He secured it tightly and removed the handle. Then he picked up a hacksaw. The man, terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to... to... cut it off, are you???!?" The husband said, with a gleam of revenge in his eye, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes
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Anonymous

Party Draw

Q: What's worse then passing out at a party and getting a penis drawn on your forehead?
A: Finding out that they traced it.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
Submitted BY: Helix1322
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