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Cucumber & Pickle

A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the cucumber, "I got it bad man, every time I get big, fat and juicy I get seasoned and put in a jar." The cucumber said to the pickle, "Well every time I get big, fat and juicy I get chopped up and out over salad." The penis walks by and overhears them and says, "I got it worse than you both. When I get big, fat and juicy I get put in a dark, smelly room and they make me do push-ups till I throw up."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Word Play Jokes , Food Jokes
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Kids In The...

Q: What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
A: A backdoor pedophile!

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Pedophile Jokes) , Jokes about Kids , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles
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Anhueser Busch

A drunk blonde walks into a bar, the bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, "Gimme a beer." The bartender then asks, "Anheuser-Busch?" To which she replies, "Fine thanks, and how's your cock?"

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde) , Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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