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Hernia Operation
One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis, took the balls out and set them on the table. At the end of the operation he wanted to put the balls back into the scrotum. He searched the operating room but could not find the balls of the patient. He told nurse to get two small onions from his lunch box as he cannot keep this poor man's testis pouch empty. After the operation, he met the patient in a garden for morning walk. Being a good doc, he asked his patient how he is feeling. The man said "Doc everything is fine! Life is good except that whenever I scratch my balls, my eyes start watering."
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The Seven Dwarfs
"The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy. Then he got out of bed so they felt Grumpy instead....."
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Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a week-long business trip in Toronto. As she grabbed her luggage and headed off, she asked, "Did you miss me?" I replied quite innocently, "Yeah, it's been so hard without you!"
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