Fantastic Foreskin

Want to see my Fantastic Four-skin? Flame on!

Witch Panties

Q: Why don't witches wear panties?
A: So they can get a better grip on the broom.

Football Dirty Talk

• The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.
• He's off to the sidelines for a quick blow.
• It's a game of inches.
• That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it.
• When you get down in this area, you just gotta start pounding.
• He's gonna feel that one tomorrow.
• He found his tight end.
• He had to stretch to get it in.
• He gets penetration in the backfield.
• He could go all the way.
• He gets it off just in time.
• He goes deep.
• He found a hole and slid through.
• He pounds it in.
• He's got great hands.