Nicknames of Bill and Hillary Clinton

Bill Clinton Nicknames: 

• McPresident
• Dollar Bill T
• he Bill we'll be paying for years
• Commander-in-thief
• Hillary Rodham the Great Pretender
• Willy the Weasel

 
Hillary Clinton nicknames:

• Wicked witch of the west wing
• Hilla the Hun
• Robbery Hillham 

Light Bulb - Atheist

Q: How many atheists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. Atheists question whether it's really light anyway.

The Ring

A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At her wedding, I was reminding her of the first day she wore her ring. None of the other women in the office even noticed. Finally, in sheer and total exasperation, she said "Boy !!! It's so warm in here today, I think I'll take off my ring."