Nicotine Patch

A guy decides to quit smoking. He decides to use the nicotine patch, but thinks it looks ridiculous. Later in the week, he stands at a urinal beside his co-worker. The co-worker looks down and notices the man has a nicotine patch on his penis. Horrified, the co-worker says, "That's disgusting! Why in the world would you put a patch on your d**k?" The man replies, "Don't knock it -- I'm down to two butts a day."

Inside Out

Q: Why did the gorilla jump off the building?
A: He wanted to show what kind of stuff he was made of.

You Look Familier

Q: What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A: Hello mommy!