Word Play Jokes

Walks Into A Bar

A guy walks into a bar, and breaks his nose!

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Yo Mama - Skydiving Eclipse

Yo mama so fat, when she went skydiving, she caused an eclipse.

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Kiss Me The Way You Used To

A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, "Darling, embrace me the way you used to when we first got married." He did. "Now kiss me the way you used to..." "Now darling, bite me the way you used to." At this point the husband got out of bed and the wife said, "Where are you going dear?" "To get my teeth, dear," the husband replied.

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