Word Play Jokes

Helen Keller's Discovery

Q: How did Helen Keller discover masturbation?
A: She tried to read her own lips.

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Prostitute and Nymph

Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
A: The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?" The nympho says, "Are you done already?" The blonde says, "Beige. . . I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."

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Priest Meat

Q: What kind of meat do Priests eat on Friday?
A: Nun!

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