Word Play Jokes

Bra to Hat

Q  What did the bra say to the hat?
A  "You go on ahead, while I give these two a lift."

Anonymous

Washcloth Carpet

Your house is so small, if you dropped a washcloth, it would look like wall to wall carpeting.

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Photo at Lawyer Convention

A photographer was hired to take pictures at a lawyers' convention. When he lined up his subjects, he got them to look their best by shouting, "Okay, everyone say, 'Fees!"

Anonymous
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