Random Ramblings!

•  A waist is a terrible thing to mind. 
• Air Pollution is a mist-demeanor.
• Atheism - A non-prophet organization. 
• Boycott shampoo!!! Demand True poo! 
• Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!
• Clones are people two. 
• COLE'S LAW: Thinly sliced cabbage.
• Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? 
• Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery.
• Entropy isn't what it used to be. 
• Everyone is entitled to my opinion. 
• Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool!" 
• Ground Beef: Cow With No Legs 
• Help stamp out, delete, and eradicate unnecessary, superfluous redundancy.
• I used to be indecisive; now I'm not sure.
• Microbiology Lab: Staph Only! 
• Mouse... n. elephant built by the Japanese. 
• My reality check just bounced.
• No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway. 
• Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art. 
• Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses. 
• So, what IF there were no hypothetical questions hypothetically...

Women Are Like Rocks

Women are like rocks. They're only cool after they get wet.

Man and His Giraffe

A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar and start having a few quiet drinks. As the night goes on, they get pretty drunk. The giraffe finally passes out near the pool tables and the man decides to go home. As the man is leaving, he's approached by the barman who says, "Hey, you're not gonna leave that lyin' here, are ya?" "Hmph," says the man, "that's not a lion, it's a giraffe."