Word Play Jokes

Gay Squirrel And Monkey

Q: Why shouldn't you have a gay monkey and a gay squirrel in the same tree?
A: Because the monkey will go bananas over the squirrel's nuts.

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Women Are Like Guns

Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it.

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Girls and Pianos

Q: Why are girls like pianos?
A: When they're not upright, they're grand...

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