Word Play Jokes

Steer and a Tadpole

Q: What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
A: A bullfrog!

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I Think Rover Is Getting A Bit Old...

"I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf." "Bullshit, watch this...Rover sit! Oh dear, you're right, I'll get the shovel and clean it up!"

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Animal Oil

Q: What's the only animal that has to be oiled?
A: A mouse.
Q: Why?
A: 'Cause it squeaks!

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