Word Play Jokes

Snowmen

Q: What do snowmen have that snow-women don't?
A: Snowballs!

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Difference Between A Girlfriend And Wife

Q: What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.

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Pigs In A Blanket

This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket. That's the price you pay for letting the relatives stay over.

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