Word Play Jokes

Vampire Parts

Q: Why is Hollywood full of vampires?
A: They need someone to play the bit parts!

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Famous French Ant

Q: Who is the most famous French ant?
A: Napoleant!

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Alimony

Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of the divorce decree, the judge turned to the husband and said: "I'm going to award her alimony in the amount of $250 a month." To which the woman's about-to-be ex replied: "That's mighty kind of you, judge. I'll try to help her all I can, too."

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