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My girlfriend's dog came running up to us for a cuddle. "I love you Freddy," she said, stroking his fur. "I love him more than you," I replied. She said, "I don't think so, I definitely love him most." I said, "You misunderstood me."

Submitted BY: TommehBoi

King's Opinion

Q: What did King George think of the American colonists?
A: He thought they were revolting.

Anonymous

Jewish

Why haven't I ever met a full blooded Jew?
All of the ones I've met have just been Jew-ish.

Submitted BY: galacticleofin
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