Word Play Jokes

Mortician Workout

Q: What's the morticians favorite exercise?
A: The deadlift. 

Anonymous

Dwarf Eskimo

Q: What do you call a dwarf eskimo with a hard-on?
A: A Frigid Midget With A Rigid Digit!

Anonymous

Rowboat

A kid I know lost both his parents in an accident. To take his mind off it for a while, I took him on a boating trip. I wanted to get a boat with an engine, but he wanted to row.
"Ah" I said "You're an oar fan"

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