Word Play Jokes

Want to Dance?

A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night. He glanced across the room and noticed a very attractive woman with just one flaw, she had a very large nose. He was very self conscious about his eye but got up the nerve to ask her for a dance. "Would you like to dance with me?" he asked. She replied "Would I!", and he sneered and told her, "BIG NOSE!"

Categories: Bar Jokes (Introduction Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Nose Jokes) , Pickup Lines (Guy to Girl) , Pickup Lines (Pickup Rejections) , Word Play Jokes
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Young Dogs And Headphones

Q: What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
A: Hush puppies!

Categories: Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Funny Thoughts
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Catholic Lightbulb

Q: How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw the light bulb and the other to screw the altar boy in the corner!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Light Bulb Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Pedophile Jokes)
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