Word Play Jokes

Finger Food

Q: Do zombies eat Halloween candy with their fingers?
A: No, they eat the fingers later.

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Harps

Q: Why are harps like elderly parents?
A: Both are unforgiving and hard to get into and out of cars.

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Blondes Walk Into a Bar

Two blondes walk into a bar... you think one of them would have seen it.

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