Word Play Jokes

Frost Wants a Divorce

Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?
A: He thought his wife was a flake.

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With Relish And Onions

Q: What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A: A hot frog!

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Major Seventh

Q: What is the definition of a major seventh?
A: A violist playing octaves.

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