Word Play Jokes

Mesothelioma

Q: How do doctors treat mesothelioma?
A: Asbestos they can.

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My girlfriend was a huge Monkees fan. Unfortunately she died.
Now I'm a bereaver.

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The Mushroom

A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms here."
The mushroom says, "Why?! I'm a fun gi"

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